Annoying
Amphibious Poetry From
Portugal
Portugal
I hear the constant blabbering of all the logorrhea of
unknown animals. Making squishing noises that reminds
me of feet stepping in thick mud puddles. Squish, sloop,
and plop. They remind me of New York with their loud
constant chattering. Its like they're having a contest to
see who is the loudest idiot on the planet. To think that
some people can consider this sound room peaceful is
disgraceful. This is worse than the sound weapon track.
How someone could even imagine recording the three
minutes of death that I have just sorrowfully heard.
What's worse is that this place you can't describe as just
a bunch of animals squawking, croaking, and what
appears to be some weird indescribable chirping like their
life depended on it. No you have to notice each and every
single detail. From the low booming croaks of what I think
are frogs to the high murky, muffled gawks that who
knows what is making. Personally, if I was there, I would
sit with them and say, "You squaaaak are gwaaak
annoying crooaak! Shut up moooooaaaaan riiibbbiitttt!".
This should become a Chinese torture method with the
disastrous noises it makes. If you dare to listen to this
noise, it is below however beware...
P.S. I do not really think this about this and don't mean to
offend anyone. If you take offense to this post, please
understand that this was just an exaggeration and I
am sorry.
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unknown animals. Making squishing noises that reminds
me of feet stepping in thick mud puddles. Squish, sloop,
and plop. They remind me of New York with their loud
constant chattering. Its like they're having a contest to
see who is the loudest idiot on the planet. To think that
some people can consider this sound room peaceful is
disgraceful. This is worse than the sound weapon track.
How someone could even imagine recording the three
minutes of death that I have just sorrowfully heard.
What's worse is that this place you can't describe as just
a bunch of animals squawking, croaking, and what
appears to be some weird indescribable chirping like their
life depended on it. No you have to notice each and every
single detail. From the low booming croaks of what I think
are frogs to the high murky, muffled gawks that who
knows what is making. Personally, if I was there, I would
sit with them and say, "You squaaaak are gwaaak
annoying crooaak! Shut up moooooaaaaan riiibbbiitttt!".
This should become a Chinese torture method with the
disastrous noises it makes. If you dare to listen to this
noise, it is below however beware...
P.S. I do not really think this about this and don't mean to
offend anyone. If you take offense to this post, please
understand that this was just an exaggeration and I
am sorry.
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Dear kenan,
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